Friday, April 17, 2020

That Book Your Mad Ancestor Wrote by K.J. Bishop (1 star)

I almost never give up on a book but this one beat me. I'm here for weird, and dark, and really weird, but this was too much. I think the first few sections/stories were OK, but when I got to "Maldoror Abroad" and it turned into this LSD bullshit:

You, my witness – I saw your eyes under the bed, like two luteous and patient tombolas waiting for a Napoleonic child to grasp them and roll them into war – might decide that by sparing this woman the torments of childbirth I performed a charitable deed. I had no such need to justify myself, my mouth staying as solemn as a toad’s while I murdered her, my shadow on the wall jerking like the silhouette of a man dying at the end of a rope. It was a pleasure to remove the unborn child, the little homunculus, and throw it on the fire.

and

But still, you shall have a garden where the sky sleeps upon a roof of dark leaves and ivies bind Apollo in a green spell, moss grows like a mineral, and herms endowed with speech plead for caresses; and you shall have a room, an octagonal salon lined in silk of your favourite colour, with a carpet of living serpents and a dome girdled by a circular frieze in which the whale rises endlessly to engulf the last individual plankton.

I couldn't do it anymore. Maybe I should have just skipped that section and kept going, but I didn't have any reason to believe the rest of the novel is different. Reading other reviews of people who like this book, a lot of them talk about skipping sections, so maybe it gets better?

1 star.

 

Sunday, April 5, 2020

Dead Man's Debt by Elliott Kay (3 stars)

Tanner continues to be at the very center of every single large event spread across the galaxy, but hey, I'll cut him that break. This book takes a fairly heavy political turn, which I think is actually refreshing. Tanner graduates from just being a spectacular military asset to being able to personally influence and change politics and the views of others across the galaxy.

Tanner eventually crosses those in power that he has been fighting for in service of his moral code. Doing this at great personal cost gave me a lot of respect for the story in that it wasn't going to be an easy path to victory.

Some things began to annoy me in this one though, the name "Krokinthians" was ridiculous, out of some 1930s space invaders comic book. And I got tired of the battle scenes because they were fought with the same technology and just got repetitive. So. Many. Chaff. Missiles. I couldn't stand hearing about them anymore and just wanted it to be over.

A satisfying ending, but I wanted it to be over before it was.

3 stars.